Unobtrusively, without too much of a fuss,
He casually rolled into town on the bus.
See cos most of these beasties, they put on quite a show
When they're around, they surely want you to know,
Roiling waters, wildly flapping wings,
Uncouth roaring and other disgusting things.
Gautzilla wasted no time on this silly exercise
With single-minded purpose he keeps his eyes on the prize
Hopped in an Uber, rode it to the street of St. Mark
Tipped the driver a hundred, just for a lark.
'MTR' the sign said, in big gleaming letters
Gautzi plowed his way through, shoving elders and betters.
But at the glass doors, he couldn't help but pause
And stop to admire his teeth, tail and claws
"You sexy beast!" he purred at his scaly reflection
('Twasn't June or July so he didn't have add to the collection)
To his favourite table he saw a clear path
Sat down and said "Raju, moor bisi bele baath"
These he disposed of in less than a bite,
You had to see to believe, it was truly a sight
He followed up with a dosae or two
And then a plate of besan laddoo.
He sat back in his chair for twenty seconds and then
Said "Raju bring me the whole lot again".
Unobtrusive entry, he did make indeed
But you tend to get noticed, when like a beast you do feed.
His hearing was sharp, he heard the whispers around
"He's here to make babies, just look at his tummy,
There's no doubt about it, he'll soon be a mummy "
Gautzi sniggered inwardly and thought to himself
"If what comes out me tonight is gonna be my spawn,
I'll spend the rest of my days with a pink tutu on! "
He picked his teeth, paid his shot and made his way out
Lazily rolling a toothpick round his mouth
When with no warning there was a great big roar
(I've never heard them come from a rear end before)
A skinny road worker, deafened by the drills
Not particularly concerned that smoking kills
Had just decided a break he would snatch
He never heard them scream "NO DON'T LIGHT THAT MAAA-!!!"
A slightly sheepish Gautzo picked his way through the dust
Thanking his stars for his fireproof crust
He left as quietly(ahem) as he had come in
And that's the whole story. Goodnight. Fin.